Like any good reader, I have more books I want to read than is humanly possible, barring some sort of A Clockwork Orange-style forced consumption (which I’d try).

While they prep the eye speculums, I’ve begun compiling a list of books Never to Be Read. I’m not saying these books are bad (some are); simply that I won’t be cracking the covers.

Check out the fronts and backs below. Slices of my fingies gripping them is a bonus. I’ll add more whenever I encounter them in the wild.

If you disagree on any of the included titles, I’m open to being convinced.